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me, allegedly ✌️
sofia's little book
of standards
27 · valletta · marketing by day, main character always. read carefully — there will be a test. (the test is the interview.)
beforeyoulove.me/sofia · 💌 47 letters this month
the terms & conditions of loving me 📜found in an ancient tomb (my notes app)
Ye Olde Terms & Conditions✦ OF LOVING ME ✦
I.if you smoke, we won't work — "only when i drink" counts
II.texting back is the minimum, not a personality trait
III.be rude to a waiter and watch me vanish
IV.your ex is not your "best friend". (we both know.)
V."i don't like labels" — then you won't like me
VI.jealousy is not romance. effort is romance.
VII.i will steal your hoodies. this is decree, not request.
VIII.sunday is for the beach or the sofa — never for drama
IX.love my dog, or lose my number. ziggy votes.
X.mention "espresso macchiato" in your letter — so i know you actually read these 😏
sworn & sealed, sofia 🫰
instant no's 🚩didn't even make the rules — that's how obvious
still "friends" with every single ex 🙃gym pics as a whole personality"you're not like other girls" — stop.
fast pass 💚the shortcuts to my heart
shows up with food, unprompted 🍕remembers the small stuff i said oncehypes me up when i'm not in the room 📣
how to love me 💗take notes
words of affirmation 💬food. food is a love language 🍝playlists made for me 🎧
from the mailbox 💌real letters — featured with the sender's ok
FEATURED ⭐"i read all ten rules twice. i have a golden retriever. this is a merger of empires. also espresso macchiato."
— daniel · wants to be: husband 💍 · ziggy pre-approved
FEATURED ⭐"i reply instantly. desperate? no. efficient. also i bake when stressed and i'm often stressed."
— emma · wants to be: friend 👯
a short letter: who you are + why · goes straight to sofia's inbox · she replies if it's good